post Re: Halloween Jokes in Community Chat

Halloween Jokes

Pandora — Tue, 20 Oct 2020 19:42:34 GMT

Q: Why do skeletons ☠️ have low self-esteem?
A: They have nobody to love.

Leave yours below!

MOHLovesAlaska — Wed, 21 Oct 2020 23:06:08 GMT

Q: Why are Ghosts impossible to see? A: They're always covered up.

Q: Why are we always cold around Ghosts? A: They give us a chill

Q: Why are Ghosts such a drag? A: They always say boo

I know, believe me I know. Don't quit my day job.

P.S. OK one more, Q: What is Dracula's favorite activity? A: Count.

nlighten — Wed, 21 Oct 2020 16:12:54 GMT

Q: What does a Panda ghost eat? A: Bam-BOO! 🐼👻

Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire⚰️ and a snowman⛄? A: Frostbite

MOHLovesAlaska — Wed, 21 Oct 2020 16:18:57 GMT

nlighten I do like your jokes better than my jokes. They did give me a chuckle. Take care and stay safe.

TannerPandora — Wed, 21 Oct 2020 16:24:54 GMT

el49 — Wed, 21 Oct 2020 19:29:51 GMT

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones!

AlyssaPandora — Wed, 21 Oct 2020 20:16:33 GMT

Q: What kind of music do mummies like listening to on Halloween?

A: Wrap music. 🎶

MOHLovesAlaska — Thu, 22 Oct 2020 12:36:31 GMT

@AlyssaPandora lol, that was good. Take care and stay safe.

AdamPandora — Thu, 22 Oct 2020 11:39:44 GMT

Q: What did the skeleton say to the vampire? A: You suck.

Q: What do birds give out on Halloween night? A: Tweets.

MOHLovesAlaska — Fri, 23 Oct 2020 01:46:51 GMT

@AdamPandora they're both great. I much liked them. Take care and stay safe.