It's 1983. Your school choir records a record. You don't make another record until 2019. You remember one of the other kids on the record, he went on to be "Chandler Bing" on Friends. And then you realize that one of the other kids on the record happens to be a pretty famous and well off newscaster in Canada, Adrian Harewood. You meet a few more celebs-to-be in your childhood. One TV show you hang around as an extra after not securing the audition has a girl who goes on to star in Grey's Anatomy. You rub shoulders with a few people. You then find this album in your parents' effects and steal it from them. After all, it's your voice on it. And you look at the cover and go holy **ahem**. Here I am, in concert, with not one, but two really famous people.
Artist here as "Jack Phantom and the Exquisite Corpse Cabaret" (jazz)