Laugh Or Smile Of The Day.

[MOHLovesAlaska]

I have been trying to encourage all who read my post "A Word Of Encouragement For Your Day." But I have realized that sometimes all one my need to be encouraged for a day, is just a simple smile or a good hearty laugh 😂. So I will try my best to get a smile ☺ or a good hearty laugh out of you each and every day if I can.

  I will post a joke each day, and hopefully it will accomplish my goal, and that is to get you to laugh and or smile, or perhaps both. These jokes will be clean, family friendly, due to the simple fact that there are many youngsters that reply to my posts. I realize by keeping these jokes good and clean that some may sound really corny to adults, but may be really funny to the young crowd. So please keep that in mind as you read.

Q: What’s red and bad for your teeth?

A: A brick  (OOOOOUCH).

Have a great day dear friend, take care and stay safe.

[MOHLovesAlaska]

Good Tuesday morning dear friend, hopefully, this will make you smile ☺. 

Q: What does a pig put on dry skin?

A: Oinkment, of course.

Have a great day, take care and GOD bless. 

[MOHLovesAlaska]

Good Wednesday morning dear friend, hopefully, this will make you smile ☺.

This joke I remember when I was a little tike, but I still find it to be funny just as much today as I did then. But I have been accused of being an over-sized kid at heart. So if you find this joke to be really corny, dumb or stupid that's okay 👌. 

Q: Why did the man put his car in the oven? 

A: Because silly, he wanted a hotrod. 

Have a great day, take care and GOD bless. 

[JackWarren]

You made me smile. Thank you

[MOHLovesAlaska]

@JackWarren thank you for your reply as well as for your support in this thread. I'm also very happy that I was able to make you ☺ smile. Have a great day, take care and GOD bless. 

[MOHLovesAlaska]

Good Wednesday morning dear friend, hopefully this will make you smile and or laugh. 

A man was looking to purchase a couple of watch dogs to protect his home and property, but every where he looked they were very expensive, so he decided to go to the local animal shelter and adopt two dogs that would only cost a small donation. When he gets his new K-9 companions home he changes their name to "Timex & Rolex". 

Have a great day, take care and GOD bless. 

[AlyssaPandora]

LOL, I like this one @MOHLovesAlaska. ⌚🤣

[MOHLovesAlaska]

@AlyssaPandora I'm very happy you enjoyed that one. Have a great evening dear friend, take care and GOD bless. 

[MOHLovesAlaska]

Good Thursday morning dear friend, hopefully this will make you smile ☺.

Q: why can't a nose be 12 inches long? 

A: Because silly it would then be called a foot. 

Have a great day, take care and GOD bless. 

[AdamPandora]

That's a good one. 🤣👃👣

Thanks for the laugh this morning, @MOHLovesAlaska! 

[MOHLovesAlaska]

@AdamPandora I'm very happy you liked it, and it made you laugh. Thanks again dear friend for your support as well as for your reply in this post. Have a great day, take care and GOD bless. 

[MOHLovesAlaska]

Good Friday morning dear friend, hopefully this will make you smile ☺. 

Q: Why do producers tell actors to break a leg?

A: Because every movie has a cast. 

Have a great day, take care and GOD bless. 

[AdamPandora]

Happy Friday, @MOHLovesAlaska!

Thanks for the morning laughs as always. 😂 

[MOHLovesAlaska]

Good Tuesday morning dear friend, hopefully this will make you smile ☺, or perhaps even make you laugh 😂. 

When we are hungry we eat, right? Well, how about 50 cent, when he's hungry he 58.

Have a great day, take care and GOD bless. 

[AdamPandora]

@MOHLovesAlaska LOL, good one 🤣.

Thanks for the good laugh this morning! 

[MOHLovesAlaska]

@AdamPandora glad you liked that one, it made me laugh 😂 as well. 

Have a great day friend, take care and GOD bless.

[MOHLovesAlaska]

Good Wednesday morning dear friend, hopefully this will get you to smile ☺  did you know "Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera."

Have a great day, take care and GOD bless. 

[AdamPandora]

@MOHLovesAlaska This definitely made me smile and chuckle. 😂

Hope you have a great rest of the week! 

[MOHLovesAlaska]

@AdamPandora very happy you liked that one. Have a great day, take care and GOD bless. 

[AlyssaPandora]

I liked that one too 🤣 @MOHLovesAlaska @AdamPandora 

[MOHLovesAlaska]

@AlyssaPandora I'm very glad you liked it as well my dear friend. Have a blessed evening, take care and GOD bless.