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Whatโs the difference between a piano and a fish?
Answer: You can't tuna (tune a) fish
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@ehssenior17 Lol. Thanks for sharing that joke. ๐คฃ
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why cant dinos clap?
cause their dead.
what do you call your sister if she only has 1 leg?
eilean (I lean)
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I wish I can say this is an original but it is not. I found this joke on Readers Digest and it made me laugh loudly, so I figured why not share it here for other Pandorians to enjoy as well.
Hunting gone wrong
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. Heโs not breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
โI think my friend is dead!โ he yells. โWhat can I do?โ
The operator says, โCalm down. First, letโs make sure heโs dead.โ
Thereโs a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, โOK, now what?โ
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Here is another funny one I found on Readers Digest, I just had to share it.
Whereโs the bathroom again?
The doctor says, โLarry, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?โ
Larry replies, โGod and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so Heโs fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof! The light goes on. When Iโm done, poof! The light goes off.โ
โWow, thatโs incredible,โ the doctor says.
A little later in the day, the doctor calls Larryโs wife.
โBonnie,โ he says, โLarry is doing fine! But I had to call you because Iโm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night, and poof, the light goes on in the bathroom, and when heโs done, poof, the light goes off?โ
โOh, no,โ exclaims Bonnie. โHeโs peeing in the refrigerator again!โ
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I have heard this joke before lol!
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@MOHLovesAlaska That just made me laugh as well. ๐๐
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I found this on Woman Funny Jokes, just thought I would share.
An 80-year-old woman was arrested for shoplifting. When she went before the judge in Cincinnati he asked her, 'What did you steal?' She replied, 'A can of peaches.' The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches and she replied that she was hungry. The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied 6. The judge then said, 'I will then give you 6 days in jail.' Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment, the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something. The judge said, 'What is it?' The husband said, 'She also stole a can of peas.'
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