Laugh Or Smile Of The Day.

[MOHLovesAlaska]

I have been trying to encourage all who read my post "A Word Of Encouragement For Your Day." But I have realized that sometimes all one my need to be encouraged for a day, is just a simple smile or a good hearty laugh 😂. So I will try my best to get a smile ☺ or a good hearty laugh out of you each and every day if I can.

  I will post a joke each day, and hopefully it will accomplish my goal, and that is to get you to laugh and or smile, or perhaps both. These jokes will be clean, family friendly, due to the simple fact that there are many youngsters that reply to my posts. I realize by keeping these jokes good and clean that some may sound really corny to adults, but may be really funny to the young crowd. So please keep that in mind as you read them. 

Q: Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalized?

A: Report says it was due to, too many strokes. 

Have a great day dear friend, take care and stay safe.

[MOHLovesAlaska]

Good Friday morning, wishing you a very blessed day and weekend. Hopefully, this will get you to smile or even laugh. 

Q: What did the horse say after it tripped?

A: Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!

Take care and GOD bless.

[MOHLovesAlaska]

Good Thursday morning, hopefully this will put a smile on your face. Here is today's joke. 

I just found out the company that produces yardsticks won’t be making them any longer. 

 Have a great day, take care and GOD bless. 

[AlyssaPandora]

Thanks for sharing, @MOHLovesAlaska. Hope you're have a nice day ☀️

[MOHLovesAlaska]

@AlyssaPandora good Thursday morning dear friend, thank you for your reply, have a blessed day, take care and GOD bless. 

[MOHLovesAlaska]

 Good Wednesday morning dear friend. Perhaps this may give you a chuckle or bring a smile to your face. 

I just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year. Not to cause any trouble, but shouldn’t that be an even number?

Have a blessed day, take care and GOD bless. 

[MOHLovesAlaska]

Good Thursday morning, hopefully, this will put a smile on your face. 

The husband was asked why did you go to Egypt for your honeymoon? To make the wife a mummy.

Have a great day, take care, and GOD bless. 

[MOHLovesAlaska]

Good Friday morning, I hope this brings a smile to your face.

Q: Where do pirates get their hooks?

A: Secondhand stores.

Have a great day, and a wonderful weekend, take care and GOD bless. 

[MOHLovesAlaska]

Good Tuesday morning, I hope this brings a smile to your face, it did for me and that is why I am sharing it with you my friend.

Q: What did the pig say on a very hot summer day?

A: I'm bacon. 

Have a wonderful day, take care and GOD bless.

P.S. I do love me some bacon, especially on a cheese burger with lettuce, tomato 🍅 and onions. (Sweet onions). 

[AdamPandora]

Good one, @MOHLovesAlaska. 😂