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I have been trying to encourage all who read my post "A Word Of Encouragement For Your Day." But I have realized that sometimes all one my need to be encouraged for a day, is just a simple smile or a good hearty laugh ๐. So I will try my best to get a smile โบ or a good hearty laugh out of you each and every day if I can.
I will post a joke each day, and hopefully it will accomplish my goal, and that is to get you to laugh and or smile, or perhaps both. These jokes will be clean, family friendly, due to the simple fact that there are many youngsters that reply to my posts. I realize by keeping these jokes good and clean that some may sound really corny to adults, but may be really funny to the young crowd. So please keep that in mind as you read.
Q: Whatโs red and bad for your teeth?
A: A brick (OOOOOUCH).
Have a great day dear friend, take care and stay safe.
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Good Friday morning dear friend. Hopefully, this will bring a smile โบ or give you a chuckle.
Q: What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A: A meltdown.
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Good Monday morning dear friend. Hopefully you will find this just as funny as I have.
Before you plan vacationing in Hawaii, you may want to remember this.
Q: Did you hear that laughing too loudly is illegal in Hawaii?
A: They only permit a-low-ha.
Now that was funny. Have a wonderful day, take care and GOD bless.
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@MOHLovesAlaska I'm planning on going to Hawaii later this summer, so this might be my favorite one so far. ๐คฃ
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Good Tuesday morning dear friend, hopefully this will make you smile โบ.
We all know the saying, cat's have 9 lives. Well there is something that has way more lives than a cat. Can you guess what it is? No...
A frog has way more lives you know why? Because a frog croaks everyday.
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Good Wednesday morning dear friend, hopefully this will make you smile โบ.
Q: Why shouldnโt you tell secrets in a cornfield?
A: Because there are way too many ears.
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That's a good one, @MOHLovesAlaska.
My first guess was "because it's corn-y" but your answer is way funnier. ๐
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@AdamPandora glad you liked it. Have a great day dear friend.
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Good Thursday morning dear friend. Hopefully, this will make you smile or laugh ๐.
Q: Why don't you see barber's race?... Are you still trying to guess?
A: The answer is simple, because they always know the perfect shortcut. Now that was funny. You best be laughing you sourpus.
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Good Friday morning dear friend, hopefully, this will bring a smile to your face, and perhaps even make you laugh ๐.
Yesterday I told you a joke about why barbers don't race, and the answer was because they know all the perfect shortcuts. But did you also know the other reason as to way barbers never enter a race? No...well, the answer is pretty obvious, the other reason is because they always lose by a hair.
Now that was funny my friend. Have a great day and a wonderful weekend, take care and GOD bless.
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Good Wednesday morning dear friend. Hopefully, this will bring a smile โบ to your face.
Q: What did one ocean say to the other? Still trying to guess?
A: It didn't say anything, oceans can't talk, they just give a wave after wave.
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LOL - this is a good one, @MOHLovesAlaska.
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@AlyssaPandora happy Wednesday to you. I'm happy you liked that one. Thank you dear friend for your support in this thread. Have a great night, take care and GOD bless. ๐๐
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Good Thursday morning dear friend, hopefully, this will bring a smile to your face.
Q: Why canโt you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Give up yet? Well, silly the answer should be quite obvious.
A: Because the โPโ is silent.
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Lol, I love the jokes @MOHLovesAlaska.
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@AlyssaPandora thank you dear friend for your support in this thread. And I am very happy ๐ you like the jokes.
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Good Friday morning dear friend. Perhaps this will bring a smile to your face.
Q: What do you call a really bad cup of coffee? A coffee lover should know this answer.
A: A depresso.
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Good morning dear friend. Hopefully, this will make you smile โบ or laugh ๐.
Q: What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?
A: Personally I don't know and don't care. So ask someone who does.
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Good Friday morning dear friend. Hopefully, this will make you smile โบ.
Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: A gummy bear.
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LOL, @MOHLovesAlaska. Have a great weekend!
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Good Monday morning dear friend, hopefully, this will make you smile โบ.
Q: How do you make a waterbed bouncier?
A: By adding spring water of course.
Have a great day, take care and GOD bless.