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Halloween Jokes

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Q: Why do skeletons ☠️ have low self-esteem?
A: They have nobody to love.

 

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Q: Why are Ghosts impossible to see? A: They're always covered up. 

Q: Why are we always cold around Ghosts? A: They give us a chill

Q: Why are Ghosts such a drag? A: They always say boo

     I know, believe me I know. Don't quit my day job. 

P.S. OK one more, Q: What is Dracula's favorite activity? A: Count.  

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Q: What does a Panda ghost eat? A: Bam-BOO! 🐼👻

Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire⚰️ and a snowmanA: Frostbite

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nlighten I do like your jokes better than my jokes. They did give me a chuckle. Take care and stay safe.  

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Let's share music in the Playlist Swap

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What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones!

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Q: What kind of music do mummies like listening to on Halloween? 

A: Wrap music. 🎶

 

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Let's talk music in Community Chat

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@AlyssaPandora  lol, that was good. Take care and stay safe. 

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Q: What did the skeleton say to the vampire? A: You suck.

Q: What do birds give out on Halloween night? A: Tweets.

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@AdamPandora  they're both great. I much liked them. Take care and stay safe. 

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