Laugh Or Smile Of The Day.

[MOHLovesAlaska]

I have been trying to encourage all who read my post "A Word Of Encouragement For Your Day." But I have realized that sometimes all one my need to be encouraged for a day, is just a simple smile or a good hearty laugh 😂. So I will try my best to get a smile ☺ or a good hearty laugh out of you each and every day if I can.

  I will post a joke each day, and hopefully it will accomplish my goal, and that is to get you to laugh and or smile, or perhaps both. These jokes will be clean, family friendly, due to the simple fact that there are many youngsters that reply to my posts. I realize by keeping these jokes good and clean that some may sound really corny to adults, but may be really funny to the young crowd. So please keep that in mind as you read.

Q: What’s red and bad for your teeth?

A: A brick  (OOOOOUCH).

Have a great day dear friend, take care and stay safe.

[AlyssaPandora]

I like that one, @MOHLovesAlaska. 😂

[MOHLovesAlaska]

@AlyssaPandora thank you dear friend, and thank you for your support in this post. Have a great weekend, take care and stay safe.

[MOHLovesAlaska]

Good Monday morning dear friend, here is today's joke.

Question: What kind of milk do you get from a spoiled, pampered cow?

Answer: Spoiled milk of course. 

Have a great day dear friend, take care and stay safe.

[MOHLovesAlaska]

Good Tuesday morning dear friend. Here is today's joke.

Question: Why did the Scarecrow get an award?

Answer: For being out standing in his field. 

Have a great day, take care and stay safe. 

[MOHLovesAlaska]

Good Wednesday morning dear friend. Here is today's joke.

Question: Why don't Zombies eat Ghosts?

Answer: Because they taste like sheet. 

Have a good day friend, take care and stay safe. 

[AdamPandora]

Good one, @MOHLovesAlaska. 🤣👻

[Listener001]

I thought so, too, @MOHLovesAlaska 

Keep these little funnies coming!

[MOHLovesAlaska]

Good Thursday morning dear friend, here is today's joke. 

Question: What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher?

Answer: Lots of blood tests.

Have a great day dear friend. Take care and stay safe. 

[MOHLovesAlaska]

Good Friday morning dear friend. Here is today's joke. 

Question: Why did the vampires lunch give him heartburn?
Answer: Because it was a stake sandwich.

Have a great day, and a wonderful weekend friend.

[MOHLovesAlaska]

Good Monday morning dear friend, here is today's joke.

      Trip to Walmart

It was mid-October and I was waiting for my wife, Julie, at the checkout at
Walmart supermarket in Worcester, Massachusetts, USA, I noticed that someone had
left behind their broom.

When no one came to claim it, I went outside to search for a couple I
remembered seeing at the cashier's desk. I spotted them getting into their truck
and hurried over. 'Excuse me,' I said to the young woman, 'but did you leave your broom inside by any chance?'
      'No,' she retorted quickly and with a smile, she replied, 'we came by truck.' 

 Have a great day dear friend, take care and stay safe. 

[MOHLovesAlaska]

Good Tuesday morning dear friend, here is today's joke.

Question: What is a Ghosts favorite plant?

Answer: Bamboo.

Have a great day dear friend, take care and stay safe.

[Listener001]

Bamboo! 😂 Thanks for sharing!

[MOHLovesAlaska]

Good Wednesday morning dear friend, here is today's Halloween joke.

Question: What do skeletons say before they begin dining?

Answer: Bone appetite! 

Have a great day dear friend, take care and stay safe. 

[MOHLovesAlaska]

Good Thursday morning dear friend, here is today's joke.

Question: Who was the most famous French skeleton?
Answer:     Napoleon bone-apart. 

Have a great day friend, take care and stay safe. 

[MOHLovesAlaska]

Good Friday morning dear friend. 

Question: What streets are overpopulated with Ghosts?

Answer: Dead-end streets of course. 

Have a great Friday and a wonderful weekend friend. Take care and stay safe. 

[AlyssaPandora]

Lol, I like your jokes @MOHLovesAlaska. 👻

[Listener001]

Same, @AlyssaPandora , @MOHLovesAlaska . 😁 Again - thanks for sharing!

[MOHLovesAlaska]

@AlyssaPandora, @Listener001 thank you for your support, and your very kind replies as well. I'm very happy you like these jokes, it just means they are doing what they are meant to do, get you to smile. 

Have a great Friday, and a wonderful weekend. Take care my friends and stay safe. 

[ErickPandora]

The comedian ghost had everyone in stitches - he was dead funny.

[MOHLovesAlaska]

@ErickPandora Lol...that was a good one, I really liked that one. Thanks for you're great support.

Take care my friend, and stay safe.