I have been trying to encourage all who read my post "A Word Of Encouragement For Your Day." But I have realized that sometimes all one my need to be encouraged for a day, is just a simple smile or a good hearty laugh 😂. So I will try my best to get a smile ☺ or a good hearty laugh out of you each and every day if I can.
I will post a joke each day, and hopefully it will accomplish my goal, and that is to get you to laugh and or smile, or perhaps both. These jokes will be clean, family friendly, due to the simple fact that there are many youngsters that reply to my posts. I realize by keeping these jokes good and clean that some may sound really corny to adults, but may be really funny to the young crowd. So please keep that in mind as you read.
Q: What’s red and bad for your teeth?
A: A brick (OOOOOUCH).
Have a great day dear friend, take care and stay safe.
Good Friday afternoon, dear friend... Perhaps this will get you on the right track heading into the weekend...
Q: Why are Zombies so good at trick or treating?
A: Because they are so dead-icated...
Have a great Friday and a blessed weekend...
Take care and GOD bless...
Good Friday morning dear friend... Perhaps this is the key to make you smile on this wonderful Friday... Here is a Thanksgiving joke that may get you amped up for this Thanksgiving holiday...
Q: "What kind of Turkey requires ID?"
A: Wild Turkey, of course...
Have a blessed Friday... And a wonderful weekend friend... Take care and GOD bless...
Good Wednesday afternoon dear friend... Thanksgiving is two weeks away...Perhaps this will help you jump-start the mood...
Q: What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?
A: Plymouth Rock of course...
Have a blessed day... Take care and GOD bless...
Good Tuesday evening dear friend, I know it has been a while since the last posting... Well, hopefully, this will get a chuckle out of ya...
Have a great evening friend... Take care and GOD bless...
Good Thursday afternoon dear friend, This is a blond joke so please don't take offense if you are blond, and besides if you are I still think you'll love this one...
One day, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were on their way to heaven.
God told them that there were 1,000 stairs to reach heaven, and on every stair, he would tell them a joke. If they laughed, or even just smiled, they would not make it into heaven.
The redhead managed to make it to the 45th step before laughing.
The brunette reached 200 and cracked a smile.
The blonde made it to the 999th step and burst out in laughter before God had even told his joke.
"Why are you laughing when I haven't even told my joke yet?" God asked the Blonde.
"I just got the first one!" she answered.
Have a great evening friend, take care and GOD bless...