I have been trying to encourage all who read my post "A Word Of Encouragement For Your Day." But I have realized that sometimes all one my need to be encouraged for a day, is just a simple smile or a good hearty laugh 😂. So I will try my best to get a smile ☺ or a good hearty laugh out of you each and every day if I can.
I will post a joke each day, and hopefully it will accomplish my goal, and that is to get you to laugh and or smile, or perhaps both. These jokes will be clean, family friendly, due to the simple fact that there are many youngsters that reply to my posts. I realize by keeping these jokes good and clean that some may sound really corny to adults, but may be really funny to the young crowd. So please keep that in mind as you read.
Q: What’s red and bad for your teeth?
A: A brick (OOOOOUCH).
Have a great day dear friend, take care and stay safe.
thanks !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good Thursday morning, friend. Hopefully, this will get you to crack a smile.
Q: Why did the broom get promoted?
A: Because it swept everyone off their feet!
Need another, well, ok. Try this one out.
Q: What do you call a fish who practices medicine?
A: A sturgeon general, of course.
Have a blessed day, friend. Take care, and GOD bless.
Good Friday afternoon, friend... Seeing how we are getting close to Halloween, I thought I would share a couple of these Halloween jokes that will hopefully put a smile on your face or perhaps even get you to laugh...
Q: Why don’t witches ride their brooms when they’re angry? A: They’re afraid of flying off the handle.
Q: What do you call two witches sharing an apartment? A: Broommates.
Have a great day, and a blessed weekend. Take care and GOD bless.
Broommates is great 🤣
Thanks for the Friday laughs, @MOHLovesAlaska!
@AdamPandora I'm glad you liked it, dear friend...
Have a blessed day...Take care and GOD bless.
Good Friday night, dear friend...I came across these very funny husband and wife jokes...I hope you laugh just as much as they made me laugh...
1.) “I asked my wife what she wanted for her birthday. She said, ‘Nothing would make me happier than a diamond necklace.’ So I bought her nothing.”
2.) 🛋️ “Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.”
Have a blessed weekend. Take care and GOD bless.
Good Wednesday morning, friend...Perhaps this will bring out the Halloween spirit in you.
Q: 🎃 Why don’t ghosts like rain?
A: Because it dampens their spirits!
Have a blessed day. Take care and GOD bless.
Good Wednesday evening, dear friend. Perhaps this will brighten your evening.
When you walk down your driveway and you slip and fall, well, guess what?
It's your own asphalt...
Have a blessed night...Take care and GOD bless.
Good Sunday evening...Here is something that may brighten your Sunday night.
🚓 Route Confusion: A Highway Tale
A state trooper’s parked on the shoulder, radar gun in hand, scanning for speeders. Suddenly, a car creeps past doing a snail-paced 22 mph on a 65 mph highway.
He mutters, “Well, that’s a new one… they’re gonna get rear-ended into next week!” and flips on the lights.
He pulls the car over and approaches the window. Inside is a sweet elderly woman gripping the wheel like it’s her last lifeline. Her passengers look like they’ve just seen a ghost—or maybe been one.
“Ma’am,” the trooper says gently, “you were driving 22 miles per hour in a 65 zone. Is everything alright?”
She beams. “Oh yes, officer! I was just following the sign. It said 22.”
The trooper blinks. “Ma’am… that was Route 22. Not the speed limit.”
She tilts her head. “Oh dear. I thought the blue signs were for speed.”
He chuckles. “No ma’am, speed limits are posted in black and white. Blue signs are for route numbers.”
She nods, relieved. “Well, thank you, officer. I’ll adjust.”
He glances at the passengers—wide-eyed, pale, clutching the seats like survivors of a rollercoaster.
“Just one more thing,” he says. “Why do your passengers look like they’ve been through a war zone?”
She smiles sweetly. “Oh, we just came off Route 119…”
Have a great night...Take care and GOD bless.
Good Thursday evening, friend. Here are a couple of Halloween jokes that I hope will help you get your ghoul on.
Q: Did you hear about the evil hen?
A: It lays deviled eggs.
Q: What kind of witch likes to go to the beach?
A: A sandwich.
Have a great night. Take care and GOD bless.