Good Monday afternoon, dear friend. Hopefully, this is exactly what you need to give you a little bit of happiness in your day. Father says to his unemployed, video game-obsessed son, “Alright, kid, today we're going job hunting! You're either getting hired, or your new mailing address will be 'Street Corner, USA'—got it? Good. Let's roll.” The son sighs, dragging his feet. “Ugh, fine. What kind of job are you forcing me into?” Father smirks. “Already lined up something solid! My buddy at Home Depot assured me you’re their next new hire.” Inside the store, the father introduces his son to the manager, who hands him an application. The son lazily fills it out, hands it back, and the manager nods. “You can start Monday. We’ll start you at $15 an hour, and in three months, you’ll be earning $20 an hour. How’s that sound?” The son grins, slipping the application back across the desk. “Sounds fantastic—so give me a call in three months.” Have a blessed day, friend. Take care and GOD bless.
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