Laugh Or Smile Of The Day.

[MOHLovesAlaska]

I have been trying to encourage all who read my post "A Word Of Encouragement For Your Day." But I have realized that sometimes all one my need to be encouraged for a day, is just a simple smile or a good hearty laugh 😂. So I will try my best to get a smile ☺ or a good hearty laugh out of you each and every day if I can.

  I will post a joke each day, and hopefully it will accomplish my goal, and that is to get you to laugh and or smile, or perhaps both. These jokes will be clean, family friendly, due to the simple fact that there are many youngsters that reply to my posts. I realize by keeping these jokes good and clean that some may sound really corny to adults, but may be really funny to the young crowd. So please keep that in mind as you read.

Q: What’s red and bad for your teeth?

A: A brick  (OOOOOUCH).

Have a great day dear friend, take care and stay safe.

[AdamPandora]

@MOHLovesAlaska That's a good one 🤣 🌯

Hope you are having a great week so far!

[MOHLovesAlaska]

@AdamPandora I'm glad you liked it, my friend...I happened to see this joke on a website but I added a little twist to it...

Take care and GOD bless...

[MOHLovesAlaska]

Good Wednesday morning friend...I know it has been a while since posting, but hopefully, this will be a bright spot in your day...

This couple had been married for a while, and they both noticed that they had been arguing a bit more frequently than normal. So one night at bedtime, the husband says to his wife, "I need more space in this marriage." The wife turns to him and says, "If you want more space, then join NASA."

Have a great day friend...Take care and GOD bless...

[MOHLovesAlaska]

Good Thursday morning dear friend, hopefully, this will be a bright spot for your day...

This is another husband & wife joke so I hope you get a chuckle out of it just as I did...

A woman came home to find her retired husband waving a rolled-up newspaper around his head.

Wife: “What are you doing dear?”

Husband: “Swatting flies. I got three males and two females”

Wife: “How on Earth do you know which gender they were?”

Husband: “Easy: three were on the beer, and the other two were on the phone.”

Have a great Thursday friend, take care and GOD bless...

[MOHLovesAlaska]

Good Thursday morning, dear friend. I could not resist posting another husband-and-wife joke. This one made me laugh out loud. Perhaps it will have that same effect on husbands more than on wives or ladies. 

Wife: “I look fat. Can you compliment me?”

Husband: “You have perfect eyesight.”

Have a blessed Thursday...Take care and GOD bless...

[AlyssaPandora]

Hi, @MOHLovesAlaska. 👋

Thanks for sharing the laughs today! Nice to see you posting again.

Hope you're having a great Thursday! 😎

[MOHLovesAlaska]

Good Monday morning friend...I hope you had a blessed weekend...

Here are a couple of short-line jokes that I hope will get your face to exercise a smile...

The man who invented knock-knock jokes should get a no-bell prize...

I was going to tell you a few funny jokes about unemployed people but none of them work...

Have a great Monday...Take care and GOD bless...

[MOHLovesAlaska]

Good Wednesday morning dear friend...This is a one-liner joke...I'm not a fan of one-liners but this one was pretty good, so hopefully, you will like it as well...

The guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda was lucky it was a soft drink.

Have a great Wednesday...Take care and GOD bless...

[nicholasnestle0]

Got me laughing. 

[MOHLovesAlaska]

Good morning dear friend...Hopefully, this one-liner will get a chuckle out of you...

Q: What’s the difference between an outlaw and an in-law?

A: Outlaws are wanted. 

Have a blessed Monday...Take care and GOD bless...

[MOHLovesAlaska]

@nicholasnestle0 glad you liked it...And thanks for the reply it is always a pleasure to see replies, especially from new community members...

Take care and GOD bless...

[MOHLovesAlaska]

Good Tuesday night dear friend...As I was searching for a very funny joke to post for tomorrow I came across this one-liner about dating that made me chuckle so I decided to post it now...Hope you get a chuckle from it as well...Have a blessed night and a blessed day tomorrow...

“Set your beloved free. If they return, it seems no one else opted for them either.”

Take care and GOD bless...

[MOHLovesAlaska]

Good Tuesday afternoon friend...I'm not sure if this is funny or not to be honest with you...But seeing how this is for you to judge if it is or isn't...I know the Asian Wasp   has found its way here to the U.S. It is one of the deadliest insects in the animal world and has been the cause of destroying the Honey Bee population as well... Now there is another breed of bee that they have found to be deadlier and scarier than the Asian Wasp... Perhaps you may have heard of it... It is called the 

BOObee...Happy Halloween friend...

Take care and GOD bless...

[MOHLovesAlaska]

Good Wednesday afternoon dear friend...Hopefully, this will brighten your afternoon...

My Grandmother will never share her secret recipe with me ever again, she said I spilled the beans...

Have a great evening friend...Take care and GOD bless...

[MOHLovesAlaska]

Good Friday morning dear friend... 

Here is a funny meme I thought I would share with you today...Hopefully, it will brighten your Friday...

 

Take care and GOD bless...

[MOHLovesAlaska]

Good Friday morning dear friend...I hope you enjoy this husband and wife joke...

One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in stunningly sexy lingerie. “Tie me up, and you can do anything you want.” she purred. So, he tied her up and went fishing...

Have a great day friend...Take care and GOD bless...

[MOHLovesAlaska]

Good Thursday afternoon dear friend...Perhaps this will cheer you up...

Q: Why don’t some couples go to the gym?

A: Because some relationships don’t work out!

have a blessed day friend...Take care and GOD bless...

[MariaPandora]

Hahahahaha good joke. But, @MOHLovesAlaska , do you know what is a bananas best gymnastics move? 🍌

A Split... 🤣

[MOHLovesAlaska]

@MariaPandora lol...That was a good one...It gave me a chuckle...🤣🤣

Thanks for the joke...

Have a blessed day...Take care and GOD bless...

[MOHLovesAlaska]

Good Wednesday afternoon, dear friend...

A guy walks into a shoe store and asked if he could try on a pair of shoes, the shoe attendant brings out what appears to be the size that would match perfectly... Once trying on the pair of shoes, the customer states the shoes appear to be a little tight... The person in charge said, "Try pulling out the tongue more" so the customer pulls out his tongue and upon doing so the shoe attendant replies well, how does it fit now? Customer replies I thill dut tanks dits thits white....

Have a blessed day... Take care and GOD bless...