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Laugh Or Smile Of The Day.

I have been trying to encourage all who read my post "A Word Of Encouragement For Your Day." But I have realized that sometimes all one my need to be encouraged for a day, is just a simple smile or a good hearty laugh 😂. So I will try my best to get a smile ☺ or a good hearty laugh out of you each and every day if I can.

  I will post a joke each day, and hopefully it will accomplish my goal, and that is to get you to laugh and or smile, or perhaps both. These jokes will be clean, family friendly, due to the simple fact that there are many youngsters that reply to my posts. I realize by keeping these jokes good and clean that some may sound really corny to adults, but may be really funny to the young crowd. So please keep that in mind as you read.

Q: What’s red and bad for your teeth?

 

A: A brick  (OOOOOUCH).

Have a great day dear friend, take care and stay safe.

 

MOHLovesAlaska
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@MariaPandora "It cracked me up." That cracked me up. Thanks for the laugh.

Take care and GOD bless.

MOHLovesAlaska
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Good Friday morning, dear friend. Here is a husband and blonde wife joke, perhaps it will brighten your mood. 

The husband tells his blonde wife, "Sweetheart, grab our drinks and join me for the 10 PM news." As they watch, a man appears on screen, teetering on the edge of a 10-story building. The husband says, "I bet you $100 he jumps." The wife replies, "No way he jumps—I'll take that bet!"

Moments later, the man jumps. The husband turns to his wife and says, "You owe me $100, but I can't take it because I already saw this on the 5 PM news and knew he'd jump." The wife smiles and says, "Oh, I saw the 5 PM news too! I just didn't think he'd jump twice."

Have a blessed day and a wonderful weekend. Take care and GOD bless.

MOHLovesAlaska