Laugh Or Smile Of The Day.

[MOHLovesAlaska]

I have been trying to encourage all who read my post "A Word Of Encouragement For Your Day." But I have realized that sometimes all one my need to be encouraged for a day, is just a simple smile or a good hearty laugh 😂. So I will try my best to get a smile ☺ or a good hearty laugh out of you each and every day if I can.

  I will post a joke each day, and hopefully it will accomplish my goal, and that is to get you to laugh and or smile, or perhaps both. These jokes will be clean, family friendly, due to the simple fact that there are many youngsters that reply to my posts. I realize by keeping these jokes good and clean that some may sound really corny to adults, but may be really funny to the young crowd. So please keep that in mind as you read.

Q: What’s red and bad for your teeth?

A: A brick  (OOOOOUCH).

Have a great day dear friend, take care and stay safe.

[MOHLovesAlaska]

@MariaPandora "It cracked me up." That cracked me up. Thanks for the laugh.

Take care and GOD bless.

[MOHLovesAlaska]

Good Friday morning, dear friend. Here is a husband and blonde wife joke, perhaps it will brighten your mood. 

The husband tells his blonde wife, "Sweetheart, grab our drinks and join me for the 10 PM news." As they watch, a man appears on screen, teetering on the edge of a 10-story building. The husband says, "I bet you $100 he jumps." The wife replies, "No way he jumps—I'll take that bet!"

Moments later, the man jumps. The husband turns to his wife and says, "You owe me $100, but I can't take it because I already saw this on the 5 PM news and knew he'd jump." The wife smiles and says, "Oh, I saw the 5 PM news too! I just didn't think he'd jump twice."

Have a blessed day and a wonderful weekend. Take care and GOD bless.

[MOHLovesAlaska]

Good Monday afternoon, dear friend. Hopefully, this is exactly what you need to give you a little bit of happiness in your day.

Father says to his unemployed, video game-obsessed son, “Alright, kid, today we're going job hunting! You're either getting hired, or your new mailing address will be 'Street Corner, USA'—got it? Good. Let's roll.”

The son sighs, dragging his feet. “Ugh, fine. What kind of job are you forcing me into?”

Father smirks. “Already lined up something solid! My buddy at Home Depot assured me you’re their next new hire.”

Inside the store, the father introduces his son to the manager, who hands him an application. The son lazily fills it out, hands it back, and the manager nods. “You can start Monday. We’ll start you at $15 an hour, and in three months, you’ll be earning $20 an hour. How’s that sound?”

The son grins, slipping the application back across the desk. “Sounds fantastic—so give me a call in three months.”

Have a blessed day, friend. Take care and GOD bless.

[MOHLovesAlaska]

Good Tuesday afternoon, dear friend. Perhaps this is exactly what you need to give you a bright spot in your day!

This joke cracked me up, so I decided to share it with you. Perhaps it will crack you up as well.

Wife: "Honey, can you run to the store and get a gallon of milk? If they have eggs, get six."

Husband (returns with six gallons of milk): "They had eggs."

Have a blessed day, friend. Take care and GOD bless. 

[MOHLovesAlaska]

Good Wednesday afternoon, friend, perhaps this will crack that frown of yours, at least that is what my goal is.

Q: Why did the husband bring a ladder to his argument with his wife?

A: He was trying to take things to another level!

Have a blessed day, friend, take care, and GOD bless.

[emmasue]

Celebration by forest frank 

[MOHLovesAlaska]

Good Thursday morning, dear friend. Let's see if this will give you a positive boost for your day!

One morning, a wife rushes into the bathroom and gasps. "Honey, someone stole our mirror!" Her husband groggily walks in, looks at the wall, and sighs. "Babe, the mirror is right there where it’s always been." She squints. "No, it isn’t!"

Annoyed, she storms downstairs to confront him, only for him to jump back in terror. "What is wrong with you?" she asks. "You scared me half to death!" he says. "But now I know what happened to the mirror." "You do?" "Yep. Go upstairs, fix yourself up, then check again."

Suspicious but intrigued, she heads back up, does her hair, puts on makeup, and returns to the bathroom. Lo and behold—the mirror is right where it’s always been!

Her husband smirks. "See? You scared it away!" 

Have a blessed day friend, take care and GOD bless.

[MOHLovesAlaska]

Good Friday morning, friend. How about we start the weekend with a good laugh or perhaps just a smile? This is a blonde joke, so please don't take it to heart if you are a blonde.

A dairy farmer tells his two daughters, “I’m retiring. I don’t have much to leave you, but if you’re willing and able, the dairy farm is yours.”

The older sister turns to her younger blonde sibling. “Sis, I know we can make it work. Are you in?”

Her sister nods. “Of course! I’m with you.”

“Great,” the older sister says. “The first thing we need is a strong bull from a good bloodline to keep our herd strong. I’ll take what money we have and go a few states over to buy one. When I call, you need to bring the truck and trailer to pick us up. Can you do that?”

“You bet I can!”

The older sister heads out and finds the perfect bull. But when she arrives, the seller tells her the price has gone up. After some hesitation, she agrees to the higher price and buys the bull—but now she’s broke.

She asks where she can call her sister, and the seller directs her to the only place in town with an old wire service. She steps up to the window and requests a message to her sister:

“Sis, I got the bull. Come pick us up with the truck and trailer.”

The clerk nods. “That’ll be $20.”

“Twenty dollars?! I only have $2—I spent everything on the bull!”

“Well,” the clerk replies, “for $2, you get one word.”

“One word?” she sighs. “Okay, fine. Send this: ‘Comfortable.’”

The clerk frowns. “Comfortable? How is your sister supposed to know to come get you with the truck and trailer from that?”

The girl grins. “She struggles with big words. When she pronounces it, she’ll say it real slow...

‘Com-for-the-bull.’”

Have a blessed weekend friend. Take care and GOD bless.

[MOHLovesAlaska]

Good Sunday afternoon, dear friend. Need a little humor to brighten your Sunday? Well, let's see if this will do the trick. 

My wife looked a little down and out, so I asked her what was bothering her. She said she thinks she made a life-altering mistake, so I told my wife she should embrace her mistake. So, she rushed toward me and hugged me.

Have a blessed day, friend. Take care and GOD bless.

[MOHLovesAlaska]

Good Friday evening, friend. In need of a smile or perhaps a good hearty laugh?

Wife comes home from work and asks her husband if she could have his undivided attention for a few minutes. Husband gives his wife a nod of approval to continue with her discussion. After a few minutes, she looks over at him and says, " You weren't even listening, were you?" Husband responds: "What a strange way to start a conversation."

Have a blessed night, friend. Take care and GOD bless.

[MOHLovesAlaska]

Good Saturday morning, dear friend. I know it has been a while since my last post. Hopefully, this one will get a chuckle out of you just as it did me.

Did you know that Marriage is a workshop…

Where the husband works, and the wife shops. 

Have a blessed day, friend. Take care and GOD bless.

[MOHLovesAlaska]

Good Sunday morning, dear friend. Perhaps this will help brighten your Sunday.

 Wife: “Do you want dinner?”

Husband: “What are my choices?”

Wife: “Yes or no.”

Here is another one.

Wife asks her husband: “Did you fix the sink?” Husband responds: “Define ‘fix.’” Wife responds: “Define ‘dinner.’” Husband: “…I’ll get the wrench.”

Have a blessed day, friend. Take care and GOD bless.

[AdamPandora]

The husband and wife jokes are always funny. 😂

[MOHLovesAlaska]

Good Thursday evening, dear friend. 

A friend of mine called me this morning and told me he was 4 hours late for work this morning due to an overturned truck that had dumped a load of toupees. I had asked him why so a long delay. He said the Police had to comb through them all.

Have a blessed night, friend. Take care and GOD bless.

[ErickPandora]

Thanks for the laugh, @MOHLovesAlaska - I guess you could say the investigation really wigged everyone out. Hope your friend didn’t lose his head waiting around! 😄 Appreciate you sharing the chuckle sir, we all needed a good brush with humor today!

[MOHLovesAlaska]

@ErickPandora Hello, dear friend. I'm glad you got a laugh from that. And thanks for the return pun "wigged" and "losing his head," that was great as well.

Have a blessed evening, friend. Take care and GOD bless.

[MOHLovesAlaska]

Good Friday evening, friend. Hopefully, this will be a bright spot in your Friday evening.

“Woke up this morning to wedding music coming from my attic. Naturally, I went up to investigate—and found two ghosts getting married. I thought, I have no idea what they see in each other. And their kids? Let’s just say they weren’t much to look at either. Real transparent personalities.”

Have a blessed evening and a wonderful weekend. Take care and GOD bless.

[AlyssaPandora]

Lol, I like this one, @MOHLovesAlaska 🤣 

[MOHLovesAlaska]

@AlyssaPandora, good Monday afternoon, friend. I'm happy you liked that one. My brother, Jason, came over on Friday for a visit, and the first thing he said was this joke. Thank you for you're great support.

Take care and GOD bless.

[MOHLovesAlaska]

 Good Wednesday afternoon, friend, perhaps this can crack a smile on you.

“Heard a lullaby coming from the basement last night. Went down with a flashlight and found a ghost rocking a cradle. I asked whose baby it was. She said, ‘Mine—he’s just a little boo.’ I peeked in and saw nothing. ‘He’s shy,’ she whispered. Honestly, I think he was just invisible. Like father, like son. Word is, the dad ghost ghosted them both. Can’t say I blame him—he always gave me the chills.”

Have a blessed evening, take care, and GOD bless.