Laugh Or Smile Of The Day.

[MOHLovesAlaska]

I have been trying to encourage all who read my post "A Word Of Encouragement For Your Day." But I have realized that sometimes all one my need to be encouraged for a day, is just a simple smile or a good hearty laugh 😂. So I will try my best to get a smile ☺ or a good hearty laugh out of you each and every day if I can.

  I will post a joke each day, and hopefully it will accomplish my goal, and that is to get you to laugh and or smile, or perhaps both. These jokes will be clean, family friendly, due to the simple fact that there are many youngsters that reply to my posts. I realize by keeping these jokes good and clean that some may sound really corny to adults, but may be really funny to the young crowd. So please keep that in mind as you read.

Q: What’s red and bad for your teeth?

A: A brick  (OOOOOUCH).

Have a great day dear friend, take care and stay safe.

[ErickPandora]

You already got a smile out of me with the creation of this thread. Thanks for being an awesome human being who looks to make someone else's day.

Thanks for being you, MOH!

[MOHLovesAlaska]

@ErickPandora thank you dear friend for your kind words, it is you my friend, along with @AlyssaPandora, @AdamPandora, @TannerPandora, @ShannonPandora, and @GeraldPandora that keep me here. The kindness, the respect, and the willingness to help so many, you all make this community feel like home. 

Take care dear friend, and stay safe.

[ErickPandora]

This is your home as much as ours. 🏡

[MOHLovesAlaska]

Good Thursday morning dear friend. Here is the joke for today.

Q: What do you call a frozen dog?

A: A pupsicle. 

Have a good day friend, take care and stay safe.

[MOHLovesAlaska]

Good Friday morning dear friend. I hope you have a great day, and a wonderful weekend. Here is the joke for today, and smile it could be worse. 

This is a blonde joke, so all of you beautiful blondes out there, no offense, I did not write this joke, only repeating it. 

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who gave her cat a bath?

A: She still hasn't gotten all the hair off her tongue. 

Take care dear friend, and stay safe.

[MOHLovesAlaska]

Good Monday morning dear friend, here is today's joke.

Q: Do you want to hear a really funny construction joke?

A: Well, I'm still working on it. 

Have a great day dear friend, take care and stay safe.

[AlyssaPandora]

Lol, I'm still working on my jokes too @MOHLovesAlaska. 

[MOHLovesAlaska]

@AlyssaPandora I'm very happy you liked that joke. Thank you dear friend for your support in this post. Have a great Monday dear friend, take care and stay safe.

[MOHLovesAlaska]

Good Tuesday morning dear friend, here is the joke for today. 

Q: What is the difference between a Hippo, and a Zippo?

A: Well, one is heavier, and the other is a little lighter.

Have a great day dear friend, take care and stay safe.

[MOHLovesAlaska]

Good Wednesday afternoon dear friend. Here is today's joke. 

Q: What do dentists call X rays?

A: Tooth pics. 

Have a great day dear friend, take care and stay safe.

[Listener001]

I love these, @MOHLovesAlaska 

Nothing like some good, clean, easy humor, especially in today's world.

Keep posting! 😁

[MOHLovesAlaska]

@Listener001 thank you for your support in this post my friend.

Take care and stay safe.

[MOHLovesAlaska]

Good Monday morning dear friend. Here is today's joke.

Q: Why are toilets so good at poker?

A: They always get a flush. 

Have a great day dear friend, take care and stay safe.

[MOHLovesAlaska]

Good Tuesday morning dear friend, here is today's joke.

Q: Why can't you ever trust Stairs? 

A: They are always up to something, and they always bring you down.

Have a great day dear friend, take care and stay safe.

[MOHLovesAlaska]

Good Wednesday morning dear friend, here is today's joke.

It was so cold in D.C the other day, and I happened to see a very rare occurrence, I seen a politician with their hands in their own pockets. 

Have a great day dear friend, take care and stay safe.

[AlyssaPandora]

Thanks for this week's jokes, @MOHLovesAlaska. Hope you're doing well!

Here's my joke for today:

Question Where do computers go to dance?  

Answer: The disk-o 💾

[MOHLovesAlaska]

Lol... @AlyssaPandora that is funny, thank you dear friend for participating, and most of all for your support in this post. Have a great Thursday dear friend, take care and stay safe.

[MOHLovesAlaska]

Good Thursday morning dear friend, here is today's joke.

A cement truck and a prison bus collided on the highway, police advised citizens to be on the lookout for hardened criminals.

Have a great day dear friend, take care and stay safe.

[MOHLovesAlaska]

Good Friday morning dear friend. Here is today's joke. 

Hey friend, ☺ smile the weekend is upon us. 

Question: Which Rock group has four guys who cannot sing or play instruments?

Answer: Mount Rushmore. 

Have a great day, and a wonderful weekend dear friend. Take care and stay safe.